Originally Posted by nosbusa
my tip for the day........dont fart when getting a bj.
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OMG i did this once. totally an accident but there was no stopping it...
a few years back i was in my jeep with this girl off the side off a trail in the woods fooling around and my stomach was rumbling. i had taco bell for dinner that night, not a good idea. i had to fart so bad. so i held it in and kept going. then she started to blow me and she was real good and i started to just relax and get into it. that wasnt a good idea either, i ripped a loud fart pretty much right in her face.
![EEK!](images/smilies/eek.gif)
lets just say that lead to blue balls that night....luckily she let it go and we finished where we left off the next day. i gotta tell you tho that stunk pretty fucking bad
thats NO BS i was embarrased and in tears from laughter at the same time