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Old 06-06-2013, 07:34 PM   #28
 
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Originally Posted by nosbusa View Post
my tip for the day........dont fart when getting a bj.
OMG i did this once. totally an accident but there was no stopping it...

a few years back i was in my jeep with this girl off the side off a trail in the woods fooling around and my stomach was rumbling. i had taco bell for dinner that night, not a good idea. i had to fart so bad. so i held it in and kept going. then she started to blow me and she was real good and i started to just relax and get into it. that wasnt a good idea either, i ripped a loud fart pretty much right in her face. lets just say that lead to blue balls that night....luckily she let it go and we finished where we left off the next day. i gotta tell you tho that stunk pretty fucking bad

thats NO BS i was embarrased and in tears from laughter at the same time


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